Pre-Valentine Frustration
[EDIT] Sorry, I don’t accept comments filled with profanities. If you have nothing substantial to say, don’t say anything. If you think I have nothing substantial to say, why the hell leave a comment? Heck, doing so just proves that what I’ve written merits a response from you oh-so-intelligent human being. At least I don’t hide my face and big butt behind the internet.
So yes, as expected, I’m being flamed again. *sighs* [/EDIT]
No, this isn’t an entry about my so-called love life - or lack thereof. The last I’ve blogged about it was when I developed a serious crush with a comrade, then a couple of times after that, until such time that I told him how I feel about him, then a couple more after that. Okay, so I’ve written about it more than a couple of times. Eww! Trust me, I sounded like a lovesick puppy. Definitely not a pleasant experience.
Enough. Now I’m writing about my loveless life. 
Anyway, I know you’re wondering, why the title? Is Shari frustrated because she has no boyfriend? Is she sad that she has no special someone this coming Valentines? Or maybe, if she has a lover, he took his cue from Gail and proposed a No Blog, No Sex policy - only this time, it’s More Blog, No Sex policy?
Oh, no, dear. That can’t possibly be! Shari has just joined the Blogathon 2007 where she’s expected to write an entry everyday for 30 days! I mean, come on! No sex for a month?! She can’t possibly last that long, raging hormones and all! Her almost-20-year-old fat body needs some enjoyable exercise!
Hehe!
Just pulling your legs, people. Really, is that what you think of me?
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Of course I can last a month without sex! Bwahaha! *winks*
I know that my fellow young ones are at their wit’s end and are confused on where to go this coming Valentines Day - or even the weekend after that. The original plan of checking in into a motel and have a quickie or, better yet, have a whole pleasurable day of love-making, should now be changed. A workaround must be found, and quick! Sex juices are screaming, “You’ve got to relieve the tension, damn you! Do something!” What seemed to be a perfectly romantic day that you’ve planned for months - with squeaky bed springs, tangled legs, and sweaty bodies hot with passion - suddenly turned into a future nightmare.
Motel owners sa Maynila, inatasang mas maging mahigpit para ‘di malusutan ng mga mapupusok na kabataan1
Precious!
What better way to scratch the smug smiles off the faces of those people who have lovers but have nowhere to explore their partner’s sensual body? Well, of course there’s a better way - ban sex on Valentines Day to lessen October and November babies2. Yikes! Horrible, horrible thought! I can just imagine a street rally in front of the Malacañang Palace, where millions of people are holding streamers and placards while shouting, “Procreate! Yes to Sex! No to GMA!” One woman wails, “But I want to have a November baby! I counted 9 months from November and it says that I have to have sex with my husband this February! How could the government do this to us?!” Then her husband joins her and hugs her. “We wanted to have sex at the exact day of Valentines because we want our future baby to be proud that she was created on the day of hearts. But now all we have are shattered dreams all because of this ridiculous no sex policy!” Husband cries too.
I know. When inspiration strikes, my imagination sometimes goes overboard, hehe.
But anyway, knowing the opportunistic motel owners we have, I doubt that they’d pass up on costumers with hard cash. Money makes the world go round, sweeties. The present socio-political state of the country can attest to that.
The only thing I found interesting was the movie-themed rooms some motels offer. There’s supposed a Star Wars-inspired one and I want to have a go with a Jedi knight *coughEwancough*. Shucks for ruining my fantasy Valentine.
rotfl, oh God forbid, we should all close our legs for a whole month! AHHH. :P but the blogathon sounds good. if i didn’t have so much damn homework, maybe i’d actually try. XD
hi ate shari sana naman hindi maging sad ang valentines mo ok lang yan anjan naman ang mga friends natin eh!! hehe, nice! oo nga ung mga motels daw watch out for those kabataans! hahaha!!! kkatawa ung sinabi mo na to lessen october-nov babies wahaha!! kakatuwa talaga. anyway ingat ka lagi ate shari.. mwaaahh
LOL. I have a love-less life also, but whatever… LOL. LOL about only blogging a few times about your love life… Haha, too bad I can’t say that! LOL.
Hahaha that’s so funny. XD That is kinda weird actually… well, it might only be funny to me because I live in the heart of an extremely promiscuous city =P
What is “youth” defined as, in this situation..? Minors?
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Why motel if there is a condo? la la la la.
I’m excited to see the news on the 14th. Iinterviewhin nanaman yung mga couples na pumipila sa motel. Winner!
one time, i was so sad, bad-trip. you know why? i saw 2 very young couples, something like 13/14 year olds, entering the motel (not entering the gate, but entering the room!). i wanted to do something, but hubby intervened (he he he, you might have guessed where we were headed to ).
do enjoy your valentines day, dateless or otherwise!
Anne: Really! I was laughing my ass off while seeing the different movie-themed rooms!
Aldo: No, no! No closing of legs! Yeah, some people can barely keep up with Blogathon.
Nicole: My Valentines Days were never sad. I’m not some regular lovesick teenage angsty girl.
Chau: You have sooo many things going on in your lovelife.
Danni: Minors and students. As if. *rolls eyes*
Renee: True.
Laasya: Motels are easier to access, but I guess if one’s horny enough, a condo will do.
Haha can’t wait for the interview too! 
Sexy Mom: That’s…awful. I’m sorry you have to witness that. And yeah, I can very well guess where you and your hubby were headed.
Thanks, I will enjoy my Valentines. 
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. -Woody Allen-
Euri said,
that just means, you’re popular! =3
Ah, dang. Valentines day? Who needs a date anyway. >.<
LOL. I see my parents waving banners 24 years ago. ;^^
your post made me think.. i don’t believe that motel business will boom during Valentines day… I mean, if they are me, i wont go there in that time of the year…
or.. to further verify my thought… i will make a survey.. punta ko motel sa feb14.. tignan ko kung blockbuster! hehehe..
Ew, you’re getting flamed again? Pathetic. Yay for comment moderation.
Ah, you’re not alone Shari. I’m going to have a loveless Valentine’s Day too. (:
ui.. it’s been happening quite a lot lately, there are times/days when I couldn’t open your site.. weird nga eh
anyway, I don’t even think about v-day lol
goodness, this entry made me laugh :P i love the whole protesting scenario. they’d even have like offerings and such to the mama mary or whoever saint it is that proclaims procreation. bwahahahaha
last night on the news, the motel owners were advertising the rooms and they said they’re “revolutionizing the idea of renting a motel, it’s not just for lovers, also for the family” showing rooms perfect for the family
LOL.
they even advertised the retro room theme. i love that room! my friend had her photoshoot there and it turned out really cute :P
wohoo, i love the entry, winner! yes to sex, no to GMA! happy hearts day shari! bleh.
What?! So people started again to sensationalize your posts again?!
Ahahahahaha. Well, what about that? …I have no one to share my V-day with, and I don’t plan on finding one. :P Anyway, I would love to see the people who have this urge to make love on that day when the government tries to ban sex on V-day. (As if that would happen.)
Sidney: Haha! I love Woody Allen!
Euri: Never mind.
Anyway, who needs a date? Ask the sex-starved people! But don’t look at me, hehe!
Yoru: Oh geesh, really? Haha
Elizar: But you’re not them, and they’re not you. We’re not all always-horny (or are you? haha), but definitely Feb 14 is a day full of loving!
Sige sige, make a survey. Give me a heads up, eh? 
Lexie: Well, you do have Chance.
I miss my Bullet….
Ann: Maybe selective browsing? Yeah, it’s better if you don’t think about it - then when the day comes, people keep shoving it at your face that you have no date, haha!
Lai: Geesh, why the hell didn’t I think of that? Edit, edit! Hehe! Yeah yeah, don’t you just love those themed rooms? Might want to try that myself, lol.
Liz: Yes! To! Sex! Haha!
Christian: No, not really. A few people just decided to get pretty with me and flame my previous post.
Ellie: Who knows what the future hold? *enigmatic smile*
Anne said,
I just saw an X-Men–inspired room a couple of hours ago with those big metallic X’s on circles carved on the walls. I can’t imagine someone wanting to stay on those rooms even for comfort. :P
BTW, Shari, I am a November baby. The first thing I thought of when I was a kid after learning that babies are carried nine months after conception was that I was made the night of February 14. LOL!
Well, I’m a november baby. In my country there was a dictature back then in the night of February I was conceived. I pretty much imagine your scenario like the one in my country back then…
Anyway, I hope you’ll have a nice 14/02 just because I hope you have a nice day. I don’t get why we all must celebrate this day because some people decided it.
rofl napanood ko sa TV yung motel na Victoria’s Court, and how they want to clean up their name. and want families to stay over at motels too. and have these X-men rooms and everything. lol.
Aja: How did you see the hotel? You went there noh?!
Gotcha! Haha! 
What did your parents say about your “theory”? Haha! Ako naman, I caught my parents off-guard. “You were married in February, and I was born in August…So that means you weren’t married yet when you created me!” Haha! 
Constance: Wow, never have I thought that in a sense, my “imagination” really did happen.
I agree though, with what you’ve said last. I don’t get it either.
Isley: Funny, eh? It’s be interesting to enter one. If Victoria Court just didn’t cost too damned much (How the heck did I know that haha)
don’t be sad if you have a bf noh!! it’s cool to be single..right? and yeah, motel owners now are doing lots of promo stuffs para sa kanila choose ng mga lovers
Darwin said,
Okay, so who is the inspiration? Hihihihi. Hope you get all you want in this season of procreation!
Waaahaha! More Blog, No Sex too bad for you
haha oo nga nabasa ko from gail yung no blog, no sex policy nila haha super funny haha well auko nun!
Haha kaya ba ayw nyo kay Amber kasi sya lang yung may gusto kay Daniel Radcliffe sa mossh.nu?? haha ok lang yung comments sa permalink nabasa ko na yun b4 mo pa nkita yung comment ko sa front page..sasabihin ko sana syo after ive post my new post naunahan mo ako…its ok its alright! O_x
ang halay naman. tsk tsk.
*covers eyes*
Melle: Repeat: Not sad.
Darwin: Ohhhh, you know. Someone.
Heck, what makes you think it’s a person anyway? 
LA: Poor Marc, would you agree? I mean, really, he’s being forced to blog just to satisfy his, errr, hormones. Haha! Anyway, I’m such an ignoramus, swear! Sorry! I immediately clicked on the permanent link to save myself some download time.
Benj: Yeah, right. Pretender.
thanks for your comment. i’m still thinking about the domain, might transfer it. i want a different name though, but if i can’t think of anything good by next week, i’ll be keeping my current domain and switch host.
i’ve read some of your posts before and i’ve seen people keep on comment when they clearly don’t like what you’re writing about. like when you started your pacman posts. lol. i don’t get it either. why do they keep on leaving comments if they don’t like what you wrote? stupid people.
I don’t think it’s that important to have a bf, as long as you’re happy being single. And valentine’s can be celebrated with other single friends, right?
Did that came from the news? I think I saw that haha!
Naging mahigpit mga motels? kayang lutusan yan kahit mahigpit pa. May Love pa palooza pa nyan lol
pssst… a year ago i talked about how to get a date on valentine’s day.
When motel doors close, car doors open :P
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are you kidding me? OH MY GOD. no sex policy huh? like there’s no other place to do it at? and uh.. about the couple wanting to have a november baby… the husband said ‘i want our child to be proud that she was made on the heart’s day’ .. that is just pathetic and ay ewan. Pero the policy itself is pathetic. Sinong susunod don? lalu na nga kung kikita naman ang mga motels, right? geezaweez.
ako im having problems who to go out with on vday. orr.. if someone would wanna go out with me.. magde-date kasi kaming magkakaptid with our ‘partners’ and apparently, Nick isn’t really my partner.. so blah to that. im doomed. i guess pupunta ako sa yellowpages to look for an escort. haha.
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LOL! hahaha that’s priceless lols
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