Weird Internet Things

u@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com email address, anyone?

I was just doing a random search for the word “longest” when I stumbled upon a free email service that claims to provide the world’s longest alphabetical email address. And lookie lookie what its main attractions are:

Some Webforms do not work with your email
Due to the length of the email address, some webforms are not setup to handle such a long email address, and as such, they may deem your email address as invalid or even fraudulent! This is the only email address that would allow you to fail an online webform!

Some Email Software Cannot be configured
Again some email software may throw you an error message stating that the email address you enter is invalid simply because the email address is too long! This is also the only email address that would allow you to fail an email software as well!

People Cannot Remember your email address
It will be extremely hard for your friends or your coworkers to actually remember your email address because it is just too long! This is the only email address that would allow you to tease at your friends for not being able to remember your email address!

Companies think that your email address is fake
Companies nowadays love to send spam to people’s email boxes, but imagine what they would think of your email address when they see it; they might think that it is fake and don’t even bother sending you any spam mail! This is the only email address that would actually encourage companies to stop sending spam to you!

They’re pretty proud, eh? :lol:

I’ve been addicted to Uncyclopedia for the past couple of weeks. Talk about hilarious! I can’t get enough of the Philippines page. Read it! But trust me, it’s not for the faint-hearted. And the easily-offended. :lol:

Some articles that made me laugh so hard I snorted:

I can’t believe I’m listing them. Just go to the site. Everything will make you go LOL for sure! :boogie: And just to make you drool….

GMA Dancing

Weird Internet Things was posted by Shari on Monday, March 12, 2007 under Uncategorized. It currently has 37 responses. You can add your own, or trackback from your site.

37 Responses

  1. Michelle

    LOL wth.. the longest email address -.-~ i like it short and sweet :clap: lol ima go read them all. that picture is so ewwwww lOL :buckteeth:

  2. Kat

    The inconvenience brought by a long email ad is rather endless (although mine is considered long too). :eek:

    Regarding Uncyclopedia, I’d say it’s the most hilarious site I’ve encountered in cyberspace. In my opinion, I don’t think of it as something offensive but rather a sarcastic and ironic way of bluntly pointing out the truth regarding a certain matter. Oh, and my favourite has to be the “Some Useful Filipino Phrases”.

    I lol’ed at GMA’s picture. :clap:

  3. Jeff

    I’m beginning to realize how much you like to blog about anything that has the word “sex” as much as you do about “krispy kreme”

    LOL. kiddin :P

  4. valerie

    hello shari awww this is such a nice theme i love it :heart: hehehe longest email address LOLZ hehehehehe ♥ and you have no idean how much the gloria dance image made me laugh here at work :yay:
    take care shari xoxo

  5. Joni

    HAHAHAHA! ang kulit! Sino gumawa nyan? :lol:

    Uncyclopedia, huh? Mabasa nga. :biggrin:

  6. Camia

    omg HAHAH i’ve actually thought about that! someone using the alphabet for a website. :lol:
    LOL i love unyclopedia :)

  7. Kai

    Dude, that website kills! :lol: NO DEL!!!

  8. christian

    Only weird people would like a weird email address like that. Lol.

    Mabasa nga mamaya yang Uncyclopedia na yan.

    Oust GMA for that! Lol. :lol:

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  10. Felisa

    Haha That’s funny! Have you ever been to the mostannoyingwebpage.com ? Well, don’t go there unless you have the time if you’ve never been there before :biggrin:

    I think I’m going to bookmark Uncyclopedia. Hilarious stuff!

  11. Nan

    I wonder if abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopq rstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com is taken yet. (ohh it does break!)

    The Uncyclopedia is indeed hilarious! Especially the part about Denmark (for me) - I kind of envy the person who wrote that.

  12. Tina

    That pic is both scary and funny at the same time. :lol:

  13. faza

    I can’t imagine how anyone can even WANT that email. haha!

  14. Anne

    Uncyclopedia = reeducation at its finest. :D I love that site.

    GMA’s image is terribly disturbing. o_O I think I’ll be having nightmares on dancing midgets tonight.

  15. Chette

    I just realized one thing.. GLORIA CAN DANCE :dance: hehehehe…

  16. ray

    look who’s dancing! ahahaha :lol:

    I went to Philippine’s page at uncyclopedia and I’m speechless… ohhh I clicked on Pamela Anderson’s link somewhere at the sidebar and it says there she is the originator of blow job. LOL

  17. Talamasca

    Uncyclopedia is the shite. Rocks my socks big time. :boogie:

    GMA is a skank whore. “I am sorry,” my ass. Pfft. :yay:

  18. Kaysha

    I love that Uncyclopedia website, lol. Thanks for sharing it. From Uncyclopedia’s entry for Australia: “Australia has several states as well as the Fostern Territory.” “Australia’s favourite state, however, is intoxication. ” HAHA! :biggrin:

  19. Laasya

    hahaha PANALO!

  20. Aravis

    Niiiice! I’m gonna set up an email a Abcwatchamacallit.com!

  21. dotep

    :biggrin:

    buwahahahahah…. kadiri naman yung dancer… hehe…. angas nga nung uncylopedia… astig… :)

  22. Jun

    Hmmmm, ikaw ba shari may social life pa? Ba’t pny internet n lang inaatupag mo? grounded ka pa ba sa outside world?

    when was the last time you ate fishballs?

    naku-curious talaga ako.

    :boogie:

    tawa ako nang tawa dito sa Uncyclopedia mo, will add it on my links. Gumulong ako sa katatawa dun sa kanilang entry sa SEX: “Sex is myth created by daddies and mummies in order to cover up the real way little boys and girls are made. “

  23. JJ

    cool posts. thanx for the linkx. :dance:

  24. sexy mom

    what if that is the website? baka wala ng pumunta…kawawa naman si gma, di na napagos sa kakakembot :)

  25. chase

    the email i use on business and other private stuff is just pretty short. Hahaha I remember that GMA animated gif

  26. lance

    haha. i actually have an account on the e-mail service. i made it a year ago. but after a few good weeks of using it, i abandon it. its just too long to be use on my normal activities. but heck, it was fun having that e-mail.

    and i personally love that dancing gloria. go ate glo! give us some “Itak-tak mo” move. after seeing you dancing it, i’ll say”i-itakin kita”

  27. Ryan

    hahahahah thats so funny

  28. Corinne

    I’ve definitely seen that picture before, but it was with President Bush. It was (and still is) highly funny.

  29. Rozeh

    lol that gma pictures is really you know. About the longest email ever, I agree with you. You could also marked as spam since it really looks like fake - preventing to you send and receive emails lol - that email then won’t be useable! :lol:

  30. Melanie

    Haha. I’ve seen those emails. It’s pretty silly, though.

    I liked the Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News article xD It made me laugh.

  31. Lexie

    Uncyclopedia is the best.

    Now, Shari, you can fully take the credit for scarring me for life. Thank you for showing us that image.

  32. Tracey

    Eeeek! Uncyclopedia is just as addictive as Wikipedia is. I click on one link and I can’t stop!!!

  33. Melissa

    I wonder how many people are actually willing to use an e-mail address like that?

    It’d be great to hand out to people you dislike as a joke but other than that I wouldn’t touch it.

    Besides, who could remember that type of address without a photographic memory?

  34. Rach

    Oh my, that’s so funny! Hats off to whoever made it. :)

  35. Euri

    Uncyclopedia about Philippines is the most hilarious thing my friend showed me before. And that picture of GMA dancing is the most disgusting e-mail I got.

    *runs of outside to vomit*

  36. fruityoaty

    OK, so that GMA animated picture… I need to gouge out my eyes now. :lol:

    Oh, the humanity! The humanity!

  37. nickLe

    LOL. thanks for sharing.. this is addicting. i clicked on one link which leads me to click on another link.. and so on.. i love this site.


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