Fill Me Up with OhMiBod!
After a long while, I’ve finally managed to return about 75% of the comments from my older posts. That’s why I haven’t posted in 3 days. I hate myself for not returning the favor earlier to those people who always find time to drop by my site and leave their mark. However, don’t expect me to kiss your ass. I find it ridiculous that people like to solicit opinions, but they don’t even know how to accept criticisms gracefully. 
Well, I apologize for my bluntness, but what’s the sense of candy-coating when I really have a differing opinion? 
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Why don’t you make me feel good? 
Early this month, I featured this cool new acsexsory I found through Infektia which lets you enjoy the pleasure that both music and sex give at the same time. OhMiBod is a music-powered vibrator for people who have nothing better to do with their lives than to wank off and get laid. My post has even aroused Joey Alarilla — his curiosity, I mean — enough for him to make an entry about it in his Inquirer.net blog, @play. I have to thank him for bringing traffic to my site, with the frequent referrer as his blog’s sex category.
So make me feel good again, please?
Turns out that OhMiBod is going to be available in the Philippines this April! Yayness! The ease of purchasing process is made possible by a site called Feelgood. It is maintained by a relatively young team — a group of people who feel that sex is locally perceived as something offensively dirty and cheap, which shouldn’t really be the case. And, as they pointed out, masturbation is the safest form of sex there is. Agree? Hell yeah! 
Except, of course, when you want to use it with a partner. But that’s a different story altogether.
I came across the site because of a comment left on my OhMiBod entry by someone who, I presume, is one of the administrators of the site. I browsed through the products available, and now I want to indulge in a kinky shopping spree with the alcohol+sex-addicted Helga and recently-engaged Laasya. However, OhMiBod is actually only $69, but the Philippine price is P4,800. No moolah for that! 
Maybe I’m bound to drool all my life for that…wickedly…pleasurable…moan-inducing…acsexsory…. 
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Hey, I’ve got email! Lookie, lookie here!
I wonder how much I’m going to spend to have this printed. Dark background? Oh c’mon! I wish it’s just something simple like the BlogParteeh ticket.
March 29th, 2007 at 1:54
Good for you at natapos na ang pagbalik mo ng mga comments. ako eto, nloloka kase hindi ko alam ano uunahin ko. SIGH! konti na nga lang nawala pa. lolz.
ang cool ng ticket, sna manalo ka
March 29th, 2007 at 4:18
You owe me that traffic damnit! *grr*
Lol :P
March 29th, 2007 at 4:31
Oh that OhMiBod is sweet. I don’t feel I have a need for one but I am sure it will be a great pleasure to those who does
Fruity told me about your monetizing plans (gossipper) Watch out!
March 29th, 2007 at 4:38
Nica: Aaack! Not yet! I still have a lot to catch up on!
Alin yung nawala? 
Malin:
I linked yah for the bots to crawl to your site too lololol.
Nan: But of course you don’t really need it — husband and baby and all. Hehe.
I don’t think I’ll push through the monetizing-the-site plan. Well, not the pay per post thingie, I guess. 
March 29th, 2007 at 4:52
I mean yung mga comments at entry ko, nasira kase server kaya pati files ko nawala,
March 29th, 2007 at 5:18
Knowing the Philippines, they’re going to jack up that 4.8k to.. I don’t know, 6k? Standard vibe is supposedly 5k, but that was years ago. The Pleasure Place, please please please retail it for the peso equivalent
I’m loving the hot pinkness of it
March 29th, 2007 at 5:22
Oh that is so hilarious! Listening to music and getting pleasured at the same time!! That’s the first I’ve seen and heard, and I couldn’t recognize what that was until I looked at it carefully!
Wow, 75% of comments, but that’s because you get so much traffic anyways. ^-^
March 29th, 2007 at 5:48
And. OKAY SO I WANNA GO TO THE AWARDS NIGHT BUT IM TOO LAZY TO BLOG ABOUT THE WHOLE NOMINATION-VOTE-AWARDS NIGHT THING.
March 29th, 2007 at 6:10
Lmao the things people come up with
March 29th, 2007 at 7:16
Malin has a new featured sex-toy in her site.
March 29th, 2007 at 8:00
weeeeeee~ who is Shari’s date?
you want that for your birthday? :lol 
:lol:
haven’t received my ticket yet. huuuu~~~
March 29th, 2007 at 8:00
haha. panalo ka talaga sa posts!
anyhow, may ticket ka na! sus. if i were only in manila right now, i would have gone ahead and also tried to take hold of a ticket. it would be great to meet you guys. but i’m soooo far away and going to manila would cost me much too much moolah (which i haven’t got at the moment).
March 29th, 2007 at 8:13
At US$ you might want to look for an alternative and do it with a choir boy! ;-)
March 29th, 2007 at 8:26
et il vibre au rythme de la musique
March 29th, 2007 at 8:36
Have it printed sa Kodak or something. Wait, those cheap photo printing places nalang. That’s around P10 siguro. :P Samahan mo ng ibang pic para di sila mainis
Haha see ya at the awards night!
March 29th, 2007 at 9:50
might i suggest that instead of pure music, why not podcasts of your favorite fantasy-file person talking (with a heavy bass line background like japanese taiko drums, of course) haha
March 29th, 2007 at 10:54
I feel good *deh neh neh neh neh*.
You totally deserve that award.
That is quite an interesting gadget.
March 29th, 2007 at 11:15
Ok I’m having a panic attaaaack!
WHAY HAVEN”T I recieved the tickets yet?!!!
What?! None for the lonely guys??!
March 29th, 2007 at 11:18
Dear god. $69? Surely they could have picked a less clichéd price! Hehe, I’ll buy one for my Grandma this Easter.
March 29th, 2007 at 11:21
Acsexsory?
I wonder what’s next… maybe they’ll finally come up with man-version of this.
Like a vibrating wall they can install in their bedrooms with a hole for their “junk”… Okay, my imagination has gone way too far.
March 29th, 2007 at 11:37
Waaaaaaaah that is so so so pleasurable, people now are really being audiophile while being horny. Thanks Apple for the creation of iPod!
Haha yup tama si Tina try Kodak, wow narecieve mo na? Wala yata kaming ganyan eh huhuhu
March 29th, 2007 at 12:00
damnmnmnmnmn! lol .. hahaha @ masturbation is the safest sexual practice. lol. just dont do it too much you wont be able to walk. rofl.
i wish AP would be available here in the philz as well
March 29th, 2007 at 12:53
haha! You naughty Shari! lol I am learning because of you hah? Haha. Kidding.
March 29th, 2007 at 13:33
Nica: Walang back-up? Ano host mo? Bakit parang laging nasisira yung server mo?
Helga: But, come to think of it, $69 is about P3.5K. So that’s more than a thousand bucks for them already.
Shipping cost? Oiii, punta ka na! 
Tee: Don’t look!
The first time I saw it, my reaction was, “Is it big enough?” Lololol
Kim: True. We are all evil geniuses. Horny evil geniuses.
Christian: I swear, the possibilities are endless, haha!
Keysi: Me has no date. Date for what? Why are you asking if I want it for my birthday? Reregalo mo? Harhar!
Atomicgirl: Sayang.
Next time, perhaps? 
You have one more year to save up for your transpo, hehe.
Sidney:A choir boy?! But…but I want an
sexpert!Lasiate: Oui, oui. Voulez-vous l’essayer avec moi (ce soir)?
Tina: Colored, P10? Sure? San kaya may Kodak dito. Ahaaay. See yah rin!
The Jester-in-Exile: I was just going to react that talking wouldn’t get me anywhere (near nirvana haha). Heavy drum beating. Yay!
Brandy: Very interesting.
JJ: Heeey, don’t worry. You’ll receive yours soon.
Actually, there is one for the lonely guys and the lonely girls! 
Paddy: The price is a dead giveaway, eh?
Oh, surely your grandma will love it! Haha!
Felisa: Maybe you can…suggest…that to the manufacturers. LOL! I’m sure there’s gonna be a music-powered vibrating sex doll soon lololol!
LA: True, true! Thanks to our brilliant minds! Haha!
Aichee: Well, it is, right?
Hehe biglang ang daming “sana merong ___ sa Pinas” haha!
Xyla: Weeeelllll…. *whistles innocently* Defensive! Haha!
March 29th, 2007 at 13:39
yeah wala. bad noh? i n f l u x h o s t . n e t, i hate them! kaya nga tatapusin ko lang yung 1yr sa kanila tapos lipat na ko host, may alam ka ba? kabibili ko lng new domain kahapon, kailan ko ng host na super ok pero yung kaya ko bayaran, i’m broke
March 29th, 2007 at 14:03
Hmmm, I got that same e-mail from “kat” just yesterday… I gather, it’s because I left a comment on your previous “OhMiBod!” comment. I guess she collected all the URLS from there.
Hehe, as for me telling Nan about your “monetizing” plans, I simply e-mailed her exactly this, in reply to her comment on my blog… (copied and pasted from original), “Oh, I actually preferred if you voted for Shari. She’s thinking of monetizing her blog
(Internet connection costs $$$ I think in the Philippines) and I believe winning
something would drive good traffic to her blog. :)”
… my opinion was based on your previous published entry about “thinking” about monetizing. Anyway, she had commented on my blog about having 2 choices about who to vote for…
… And my reply to her was to vote for YOU (per above e-mail). Anyway, in any case, whatever your plans are, I’ve told my readers via a comment in my latest entry, about clicking your future ads to support you. Eh, it’s just clicking. No harm, hardly any effort for anyone.
People should vote for you. I’m awed by your blogging powers. You’re like lean, mean, blogging machine. Awesome.
I’m thinking of seriously quitting blogging btw. Oh, and have fun on awards night! I hope someone has a vid cam to tape your acceptance speech.
Take care and later days.
March 29th, 2007 at 14:46
oh my gosh shari! that’s scary…
but it’s cute. hihi… i will update your link over the weekend… i missed your blog girl.. and btw, i found the feelgood site quite amusing… 
March 29th, 2007 at 16:08
wahihi nakakatuwa naman itong “gadget” mo… ahihi
haay sana naman mapadalhan na rin ako ng invitation… nangangati na kamay ko sa email nila… la pa ni isa…
March 29th, 2007 at 16:08
Ang kulit!
Grabe. Ako nga, ang tagal ko nang hindi nakakapag-bloghopping. School’s out so… I’m back! Hahaha.
About your comment sa post ko, well, sana mag-star nga tayo sa music videos. Haha.
March 29th, 2007 at 16:39
helga said,
sorry folks! P4800 is the Feelgood price. But dont worry, it wont get raised to higher than that!
It’s worth all it’s P4800 though! I imported my original one from the US and paid the equivalent amount of it’s price in duties and taxes at the post office! So that made mine a whopping total of almost P7000! That was nuts!! 
March 29th, 2007 at 16:53
Shari i swear I’ll pull out a surprise for you sa awards. O baka alam mo na yun… hmmmm. joke!!!
March 29th, 2007 at 17:46
Acsexsory? *snorts*
Damn another event my sorry ass would miss. Best of luck though. Hope you win. Whether you want to or not. lolz
March 29th, 2007 at 18:16
Somebody contacted me about the OhmiBod!!! I think because I left a comment in that blog post which says that I wanted to get a hold of it. Hahaha but at 4K??? That’s like, err no sex for 3 months (no money = no social life). Hahahaha.
Ayy, shet, the ticket is CO-LOR-FUL! Good luck with the printing
March 29th, 2007 at 18:45
wow. I never knew tickets looked like that. haha. pardon a 13-year-old who’s so fascinated with such things. haha!
March 29th, 2007 at 18:54
yay, lalo ako nainggit nung nakita ko ‘yung ticket :-(
March 29th, 2007 at 19:01
I can imagine what type of music I’ll be playing when I get my hands on that Ohmibod.
But then I’ll have to buy an Ipod first.
March 29th, 2007 at 20:20
OhMiLord. what more could they come up with as accessories for the iPod?? lol. it is kinda amusing tho. yay, your ticket!!!
March 29th, 2007 at 20:29
ang cute nung ticket kaso mahal nga yan ipaprint kasi dark colors.. tsaka sana manalo ka
March 29th, 2007 at 21:25
goodluck shari! ikaw ang bet ko dun!
yang gadget kung sakaling manalo ka baka pwede ganyan na lang ibigay nila sayo…
March 29th, 2007 at 21:34
nga pala, di ako makakapunta… tsk.. miss ko pa naman kayo! hehehe… busy!
goodluck!
balato na lang pagkatapos!
March 29th, 2007 at 22:21
P4800? hmm.. people who need it badly would buy one immediately. Masturbation may be the safest form of sex but spiritually speaking, it’s a sin. That’s what the brethens in our retreat taught us.
That ticket would waste too much ink! Ack!
March 29th, 2007 at 22:30
LOL @ the bringing up of the Ohmibod once again.
Oooh, “shiny” ticket!
March 29th, 2007 at 22:39
Nica: Emailed you.
FruityOaty: *face crumples* Noooo!!!
But but but but but whhhyyyy?! 
Mary: Thanks. Welcome back.
Heneroso: I’m sure you’ll get it soon. Konting hintay na lang.
MM: Welcome baaack!
Ask your tito kaya kung pwede ka niyang ipasok sa music-video show business hehe. 
Kat: Can’t we get discounts? Can I have a discount for OhMiBod?
JJ: Ohhhkkaaaayyyy…Scary…What surprise?
Ann: Hey, why? Why not go again?
Juice: We might have no social life, but at least we have hands, right?
Isley: Gotta admire the talent of people who can pull off things like that.
Dra. Tess: Awww, that’s really just sad. I wish you could go.
Anne: Wolfgang’s back! Play their music lololol!
Anna: OhMi!
There’s another product in the market. But that one’s for couples haha!
Joanna: Thanks!
Now go vote for me if you still haven’t, lolol!
Dotep: Isa ka pang hindi pupunta?! Bakit?! Ang daya niyooooo! Kala ko ba kitakits uli tayo sa next event?!
Catzie: Errr…No offense meant, but you must be in the wrong blog. No one preaches us anything here. Maybe in your religion it’s a sin, but it’s definitely not for the rest of us.
Yeah, too much ink wasted. *sighs* That means money too! Rawr!
Ellie: I couldn’t resist, lol!
March 29th, 2007 at 22:54
Which Wolfgang: the band or the composer?
March 29th, 2007 at 23:37
hahaha! what a nice looking “gadget”. Double-purpose pa. So convenient. :]
March 30th, 2007 at 8:20
lol an ipod vibrator? people think of everything nowadays.
March 30th, 2007 at 9:50
*grin!* You guys want discounts on the OHMIBOD? No problem! Maybe we at FEELGOOD can work something out for all you ladies on this blog site?
March 30th, 2007 at 12:20
FEELGOOD is offering a 20% discount to all you fabulous femmes!
March 30th, 2007 at 12:38
Anne: Whichever you think would best do the…vibrating…LOL!
Janna: True! I want!
Mika: Yeah. Evil geniuses, lol!
Kat: Is that a lifetime offer? LOL! Arrrgh, I have to save up some moolah quickly! Discount! Yay yay yay!
Wow, thanks lol! 
March 30th, 2007 at 16:42
The offer is as good as the supply lasts!
March 31st, 2007 at 2:29
Looks cute! But nothing beats the real thing. Hehe…
April 2nd, 2007 at 18:27
FEELGOOD has lowered it’s Ohmibod pricing to P3,900.00 as an introductory promo! Come and get it!
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June 22nd, 2007 at 2:21
I wish that http://www.adults.com.ph will have this soon! sana mura
July 28th, 2007 at 23:57
September 23rd, 2007 at 6:31
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